Sunday, March 4, 2012

Like, its an ice cream diet.

The ice cream diet would probably work for me....because my body treats lactose like the Israeli government treats Palestine....! If I consume anything culled from another mammals teet I get shut down like a Chinese restaurant after the health department swings by.... I'd probably never eat again for fear of cherry Garcia going through me like a delorian on its way to save a clock tower....like totally.


Am I going to heaven?

Nope