Class of '88

The Class of '88 SENIOR by Linda Cooney (the author of "Couples") is the fourth installment of a series of shitty books that invisible mutant adolescent girls would laserbeam into their eyeballs while the rest of the world lived worthwhile lives. These books saw favor amongst the claw banged over sized Garfield t-shirters that spent the late 80's serving Orange Julius to Vuarnet wearing jocks hoping to one day save up for a VW Cabriolet. The story centers around teens with "real problems" like hairy foreamed dads that refuse to shell out for a limo on prom night, and catty girls who lie about thier college of choice in order to psych out their best freinds so they can have the mulleted quaterback all to themselves.

Verdict: Scholastic Book Club Fail
Sentence: Cat Lady Lifedom

P.S In 1992 a Linda Cooney put 3 .357 rounds into the chest of her tax attorney ex-husband, and was charged with first degree murder. Read more: http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1993-05-02/news/9302090453_1_divorce-records-child-support-divorce-petitions