Dave Thomas was born an Atlantic City bastard in 1932. That's what they called children born to unmarried women back then (Now they are called Juggalo's). His crap mom dumped him off at an orphanage and he was adopted. His adoptive mom died then he moved around alot with his new fake dad. He dropped out of high school cause he thought his teachers were stupid. When the Korean war kicked off, he bravely enlisted in Army Cook School and spent time in cold war Germany where he fed a bunch of bored peacetime grunts. He came back to the states a hardened veteran, and rather than pull a Rambo and kill Brian Denehey, he became a cook...again.
He became buddies with Colonel Sanders and invented the "Bucket" of Chicken. REALLY. Before Dave came around, KFC was bagging chicken....awesome. Anyways Dave screwed Sanders out of millions and opened a bunch of McBurgerking ripoffs and ego-maniacally forced his way into over 800 commercials (More than any dude, ever). He did some charity crap and was a Freemason.....Pretty neat.
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