Thursday, January 5, 2012

High-Speed Testical Crushing!!!


John La Tourette is the self described "Speed Master" and this is his second installment of the not popular "Secrets of American Kung Fu." John holds a PhD from Columbia Pacific University, an institution that was shut down for fraud by the state of California in 2000.

Besides touting a super sketchy PhD, he claims to have in his possession the secrets of kahuna magic (Ancient Hawaiian Mysticism), and will, for a fee, pass unto you ways to heal disease and accumulate wealth. Oh yeah, dudes also a 10th degree black-belt.

Some say he's a snake oils salesman, while his followers talk about him like he's some Jesus/Chuck Norris hybrid. I think hes somewhere in the middle but if ya HAD to choose a life coach why not go with the guy who can punch a man in the face 8 times in a 1/4 of a second...


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