Thursday, January 5, 2012

Swamp Douche


This book has a lot going for it right off the bat. Fake Rambo? Check! Random dude with a cuttoff t-shirt destroying a tank with a bazooka? Check! Mutants? Check!

What more could you possibly want from a book? I wonder if the hardback version was bound with beef jerky instead of leather. I could never force myself to read this because I've seen every shitty Tom Berenger/Dolph Lundgren/Brian Bosworth movie ever made....

I'm guessing its about some lone wolf type dude who's probably really sparse on conversation and has a troubled past. Blah blah blah...then one day the Earth goes to Hell and Swampy has to kill a whole lotta mutants and people so that he can go back to his miserable existence consisting of making hammocks out of vines and rasslin' gators...

Homo-Erotic-Post-Apocalyptic-Word-Porn

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