Sunday, January 1, 2012

Feed me until CPS takes me away!!!



Vicki Lansky's popular baby manual is a thrilling read which captivates the reader from Jump Street.Vicki is an accomplished author who's books have sold over 6 million copies and have been translated into over 2 languages. Shes been on Oprah (who's childless), Rosie O'Donell (who should be), and the 700 club.

Some titles include "Microwave Cooking for Kids", and "Taming the C.A.N.D.Y Monster." In her most famous work "Feed Me, I'm Yours" she describes how to properly feed an infant................................................................................................through the mouth.
   

Don't like the idea of listening to an overweight, divorced woman for parenting advice? Then congratulations.....you may one day raise an upright fully functioning productive member of society...

And what the Hell is with the "No Escape" poster in the back?

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